Friday, September 26, 2008

Liveblogging the first deb8!

O got the 1st shot in abt the economy. McSame's tie is a candy
cane...makes me dizzy!

Holy crap...Walnuts is now reminscing about WW2!!

12 comments:

Mucha said...

maggie made brownies if anyone wants one. mmm...oh nevermind, that
tie made me nauseous.

walnuts is losing it...he's going to veto "EVERYTHING!"

Mucha said...

cats out of the bag now all of our businesses are going to move to
ireland. ireland is a new economic superpower

woo-hoo, first my friends sighting!!

christmas trees line the senate floor!

mccain just did the robot dance!

lehrer's eyes are B-E-E-D-Y!

Mucha said...

Walnuts: "We've got to cut spending."
Lehrer: "Senator McCain, can you please be more generic?"

uh-oh, Obama's being affected by formaldehyde fumes that help preserve
McCain's deteriorating corpus. Tom?

I wish Obama would just say, to counter Dummy's argument about
spending for defense, that a strong national defense means strong
education and energy independence!! Gaaaaaaa, I want to yell at the
teevee.

"Orgy of spending." "Tough to swallow." Is Obama giving off subtle
messages that he supports the adult movie industry?

Mucha said...

The war started in 2003 BIATCH!!

Walnuts celebrated July 4 in Baghdad by watching (bottle) rockets
shoot down helicopters, (roman candle) tracers shooting our troops,
and Haliburton getting paid a billion dollars to throw the best darn
party ever! Woo-hoo...he's super patriotic!

sadly, mccain is doing a good job throwing in those catchphrases that
stupid people tend to remember and be persuaded by.
snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, etc, etc, blah blah

oh man, O just nailed him on the "strategic mistake." suck on your
strategery walnuts!

oh crap, walnuts just declared WW3 on Russia. We're doomed.

haha...the waziristanis are just like kissin' cousin hillbillies
through intermarriage!

Mucha said...

An existential threat? Does that mean that we can choose whether or not to believe in them?

walnuts is having a serious blinking attack. is he getting sleepy?
it's kinda freaking me out!

Mucha said...

How rude? Obama's not going to have the Iranians over for tea! Boooooo...what a poor sport!

Reagan's "trust but verify"? My Indian boss uses that phrase all of the time at Toyota. Oh no, my Reagan-loving Indian boss is being run by Japanese robots who are trying to overthrow the world! Toyota is evil!!

Crap, Walnuts just did a good job of (lying &) attacking O. :-(

Mucha said...

I'm running out of alcohol. I gave up on the debate game and am just drinking out of depression.

Mucha said...

Walnuts doesn't walk the walk b/c he's too slow b/c he's olllllllllllllld.

Shit man, you just said it yourself...EXPLOIT the resources. Exploit = use or manipulate to one's advantage. YOU'RE F'ING MANIPULATING THE EARTH AND RUINING IT YOU DINGBAT!!

Mucha said...

when Obama goes on the attack he sounds REALLY good. I wish he'd do it more. nevermind, he just gave mccain credit. even though that lying sack of sh*t doesn't reciprocate.

no, the central issue of our time is the economy you short-sighted wingnut! if we don't fix that we can't pay for a war on terror. duh, it's not library science!

Mucha said...

walnuts, we get it you lying sack of garbage...you're old and have
experienced a lot. but that doesn't mean you're experienced.

oh right, b/c you've done so much for the veterans so far. You've
spent 26 years building up your 7 houses and 13 cars, not helping
veterans.

woo-hoo, first pow mention! everybody chug!!

Mucha said...

I like CBS coverage. Katie Couric is my new hero after ripping Palin this week. And then you have Bob Scheiffer, who is just the best. It helps that he thinks Obama did a great job. And I agree that nobody really pulled ahead, but Obama did a good job of holding his own.

Mucha said...

Couric just corrected the Walnuts lie about Henry Kissenger's stance on meeting with hostile nations.

And I've settled down now after getting a bit edgy towards the end of that debate.

So I'll return at the next debate. Mucha out.